MORE COUNTRY HUMOR...
Emily Sue Fell off the house and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba
that
she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,
"How 'bout if I drag her over to
Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
A LETTER TO A SON...
Dear Son;
I'm writing this slow cause I no u cant read fast.
We dont liv where we did
when u left, We read in the paper where most
accidents happen close to where u
liv, so we moved.
I caint send u our new address, cause the people
who lived here took it with
them so they wont hav to change their address.
This place even has a washing
machine; The first time I used it, I put four
shirts in it and pulled the
chain, and I aint seen em since. It rained 2 times this week,
3 days the first
time and 4 days the second time.
About the coat you wanted, your ant Sue
said it would be to heavy with them
big buttons on it, so we cut them off and put
them in the pockets. We got a dun
from the funeral home, said if we didnt make
another payment on your gran pas
funeral, up he comes!
Your Pa has a good new job. He has over
500 people under him. He's cutting
the grass at the cemetery. Your sister had a
new baby. I didnt find out if it
was a boy or a girl, so I dont know if you are a
ant or a uncle. Your uncle
John fell in a whisky vat the distillery. Some of
the men tried to pull him
out, But he fought them off and finally drounded.
We had him cremated, He
burned for 3 days.
3 of your friends went off a bridge in a
pickup truck, one was driving The
other 2 was in the back. the driver got out,
he rolled down the window and swum
out. The other 2 drounded, they couldnt get the tail gate down.
Not any more news, so by.
Lov Mommy
PS I was going to send you a few dollars,
but I had already licked the envelope
when I thought about it.
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